eltonjonathantaylorthomas

glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

can confirm

eltonjonathantaylorthomas

stfueverything:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

thenapturalone:

diemeowderkatze:

I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS WHY I AM EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN. IF A HIJAB THAT DORNS THE AMERICAN FLAG PATTERN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SKIMPY ASS BIKINIS OR WEARING THE FUCKING ACTUAL FLAG IS ACCEPTABLE, JUST BECAUSE THE PERSON IS WHITE, I WANT TO FUCKING THROW UP.

(I don’t have a thing against Audrey Kitching, she was just merely and example). 

But this fucking disgusts me right here. It makes me want to say, fuck this country and its racism and double standards. 

I LITERALLY FUCKING CAN NOT

Give her a bullet to the head for walking down the street, minding her own business??  And they think SHE’S the terrorist. 

^bolding for emphasis. 

I stared at the first picture for awhile and honestly couldn’t figure out what people were angry about til I scrolled to the bottom

looooooooooong day

earthquake at 3:20am woke me up here in Oakland
called my dad in napa to see if he was ok, and it turns out he had gone to ER like 30 min before for severe abdominal pain, he had some sort of obstruction in his gut.. endured the earthquake on a gurney, and was later led upstairs by some nurses, who were unaware of a giant puddle of water on the floor, he slipped, hit his head and fractured his elbow :(
i worked all day, told him I’d go clean up all the broken glass in his house after work, head over to find that he left the hospital against doctor’s orders

i make him dinner and help clean up

and then find out my boyfriend’s dad only has two months left to live

amphigoryglory

70 questions, go right ahead

  • 01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
  • 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
  • 03: Do you regret anything?
  • 04: Are you insecure?
  • 05: What is your relationship status?
  • 06: How do you want to die?
  • 07: What did you last eat?
  • 08: Played any sports?
  • 09: Do you bite your nails?
  • 10: When was your last physical fight?
  • 11: Do you like someone?
  • 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
  • 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
  • 14: Do you miss someone?
  • 15: Have any pets?
  • 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
  • 17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
  • 18: Are you scared of spiders?
  • 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
  • 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
  • 21: What are your plans for this weekend?
  • 22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
  • 23: Do you have piercings? How many?
  • 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
  • 25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
  • 26: What are you craving right now?
  • 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
  • 28: Have you ever been cheated on?
  • 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
  • 30: What’s irritating you right now?
  • 31: Does somebody love you?
  • 32: What is your favourite color?
  • 33: Do you have trust issues?
  • 34: Who/what was your last dream about?
  • 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
  • 36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
  • 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
  • 38: Is this year the best year of your life?
  • 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
  • 51: Favourite food?
  • 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
  • 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
  • 54: Is cheating ever okay?
  • 55: Are you mean?
  • 56: How many people have you fist fought?
  • 57: Do you believe in true love?
  • 58: Favourite weather?
  • 59: Do you like the snow?
  • 60: Do you wanna get married?
  • 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
  • 62: What makes you happy?
  • 63: Would you change your name?
  • 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
  • 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
  • 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
  • 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
  • 69: Do you believe in soulmates?
  • 70: Is there anyone you would die for?
phil0kalia

phil0kalia:

lord-kitschener:

wahnwitzig:

These illuminated manuscripts are so… cute

Everyone is always smiling, and they have these huge eyes. 

And just look at the nativity scene. What are you so happy about, Joseph? Your wife just had a child that wasn’t yours, and not only that, she has an abnormally large head, and doesn’t seem too happy about any of this.  Jesus is communing with the sun (because he is the son) by sharing some sort of laser beam connection with it, and the angels are all like “Do you know this kid? I don’t know this kid, does anyone know this kid?”

Then there’s the baptism scene, and John the Baptist is like “Holy Spirit!” as he dunks Jesus, who is pinching or jabbing at John the Baptist’s side like “oh you!”

Then there’s the one featuring Judas’ kiss. Now it’s Jesus’ turn to have an abnormally large head, and he has his arms out and is smiling like crazy. What is this?

What is this?

Kawaii Armenian illuminated manuscrips

I don’t think my day is gonna get better than this oh my goodness this is perfect